Working Hard for the Money

Dearest Daughters,

I present to you the beginning of the end: some forward crawling action and your inevitable introduction to computers and the dangers of self publication.

Also, don't mind the dirty carpet that you're eating crackers off of. It's 30 years old, so you'll be immune to any diseases from the past three decades.

Love,

Comments

[Mommy (not yours, but theirs)]

The "crackers" are actually baked organic veggie straws, so yes, she's basically a genius.

[Auntie Katherine]

She's so advanced! Must be all the dirty crackers.