Saving the World, Half of a T-Rex at a Time

Dearest Daughters,

I rode my new bicycle to and from work today! To reduce my carbon footprint and to have a more active "lifestyle." I hate exercise, so we're not calling it that. You can get hurt doing that stuff, you know?

Of course, I rode my bike only after driving to BART to drop off beadle, then to Lola's to drop off you girls, then home. And then after I arrived home on my shiny red people mover, I hopped in the car, blasted the air conditioning and drove to pick up one Babybel from Ninang's (where she had been separately transported, but not on my carbon dime!) and one Danjo from Lola's. Then back in the car for the 1/2 block drive home.

So, I really only cut out a couple of gas guzzling miles from my daily routine. Half of a T-Rex.

Love,