first grader baby advice

"Are you pregnant?" asks a first grader who has come up to me during recess.

"Why yes, I am," I say proudly for about the umpteenth time today.

"Why'd you put that in there?" she asks with a look of disgust on her face.

"Well, I guess..." I reply, taken aback by her response, because the follow-up question is usually: "Is it a boy or a girl?" or "When is it due?" I continue, "I wanted a baby, I guess."

She scrunches her nose up as if a fellow first grader just farted during storytime while the whole class is crowded on the carpet: "Um, why?"

"Why not?" I asked. "Do you think it might turn out bad?... like you?" I joke.

"Yup." she responds matter of factly.

The bell rings and she has to run off to line up with her class. As she turns she advises me: "When you get home tonight, you better get that out of there!"

Comments

[Miss Merissa]

Awww...haha...soo cute!!What if your kid does turn out like that? lol