DO YOU SEE THIS MESS!?!?
Do you see this look of pride at your single-handed clean laundry spreading, toy dumping, furniture climbing accomplishment?
(Gotcha, sucka! I mean, Mommy!)
Turn your back on this Tasmanian devil for one minute, nay, one second, and you'll see.
On the other hand, after you lock yourself in your room to cry and scream and curse Caliou, the god of stubborn, whiny toddlers because he has been controlling your children all day, if it was not one pulling the recycling down on top of herself, it was another crying hysterically because she did/didn't/did/didn't want something, you finally get a grip. And realize its been suspiciously quiet. And you find this:
(And yes, Danjo climbed onto the couch by herself.)