dearest daughters

To a Baby Unknown

Dear Fetus,

Yes. Yes, I feel you there. In my side. Did you need something? Yes? Thank you for raising your hand. Into my ribs. What's your question? Oh, and thanks for stepping on my bladder. I love you too.

Love,
The Incubator

My Eggo is Preggo

I can't remember if it was the guy from Juno or Beadle who said this...

BLEEKER:
Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'